Min högt vördade älskade make hjälper mig att ta några bilder

”Honey, come here and let’s take a photo of us with this lovely view as backdrop!”
”Ok.”
”Can you hold the camera, though, your arms are longer?”
”Sure thang.”
*click*

”Sweets, would you please take picture of me painting for the blog?”
”Alrighty.”
”Just pleeeease make sure you like angle it so my boobs don’t look grotesquely huge.”
”Höhöhöh.”
”Dude, I’m serious!”
”Of course you are.”
*click*