Manliga kvalitéer

Jag hade långfrukost tillsammans med min högt vördade, älskade make idag. Vi satt en stund och diskuterade olika sätt att träna.

Maken: So, did you see my super cool neck excercise when I was leaning against that ball?
Jag (minns vissa svårigheter med att titta på TV igår kväll): You did it right in front of me.
Maken (låter sig inte nedslås så lätt): Not really. It was, you know, more to the side, by the bedroom door.
Jag: Seriously, that male spacial awareness skill skipped you.
Maken: It didn’t skip me. I have great spacial awareness. I’m just slightly overpositive when it comes to my possibilities of fitting into that space.